Earlier today, Jeremy Corbyn the leader of the Labour party promised another controversial “unrealistic” benefit to many people in England. Earlier in 2019, many people voiced their opinions against Dexit whereas Jeremy Corbyn has always avoided giving a direct, immediate response to the same question.
Mr Corbyn, surrounded by 1000’s of labour members, today explained his reasoning on what many people would say as sitting on the fence.
“For over 20 years, people have been used to developing strong bonds with each individual and to be told in a poorly translated interview that you’d be losing these friends in a few months is appalling. The way Gamefreak, The Pokemon Company, and Nintendo have disregarding the working class who spend their hard-earned money on these leisure products is appalling. Therefore today, in the 2019 labour manifesto, I have suggested an end to the Pokesterity and am campaigning against Dexit. For the many Pokemon, not the 400”.
Boris Johnson swiftly leaked his own manifesto advising he was cut down the Pokemon to 1, simply Charizard. The voting public aged 40+ are all in favour.
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